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How can you make a room full of older ladies swear at the same time?

Scream: Bingo!

"I'm not addicted to bingo, I only play it during the days that end up with the letter Y".

What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?

I hope it's not mine..

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What do you do if a blonde chucks a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back :)

Q: What do vampires play Bingo with?

A: Stake money!

Being a good loser at bingo is considered admirable, so long as it is
*Some-one Else*

Blonde: I'm really cold.
Bob: Really?
Blonde: Yes, but I heard I should stand in a corner when I'm cold.
Bob: And how does that work?
Blonde: A corner is 90 degrees.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

- Pregnant!