One liners bingo & blonde jokes
How can you make a room full of older ladies swear at the same time? Scream: Bingo!
"I'm not addicted to bingo, I only play it during the days that end up with the letter Y".
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine..
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.
What do you do if a blonde chucks a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back :)
Q: What do vampires play Bingo with? A: Stake money!
Being a good loser at bingo is considered admirable, so long as it is *Some-one Else*
Blonde: I'm really cold. Bob: Really? Blonde: Yes, but I heard I should stand in a corner when I'm cold. Bob: And how does that work? Blonde: A corner is 90 degrees.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? - Pregnant!